Sumpthin Bout Dat Show at Rare Gallery uh Jim Wright’s Paintin’s at Got Me
Aaron Zimmerman
a hills a West Ver-Gin-I-A for most a thuh Chrissmus season hangin out with my
folks n my buds, getting high, drankin and sleepin and forgettin about all duh
bullshit that gets in my hed frum ridin dem subwuays and dealin with all m
assholes in New York only to cum back up here needin sumthin to write about for
iss here art magazine.
I ain’t had no
ideas. Not fer quite sum time. An’a course I put it off till the last minit.
Ain’t seen no good art neither cuz assept dem hills (boy dem hills shore is
purty.) thay just ain’t got nun uh dat FINE ART down der in the South. So I
went up to old fancy pants land in Chelsea to see whut I could turn up to make
fun of and I ran into this killer show at Rare Gallery.
It wus
fuuuuuuked up dude! I saw them pitures by Jim Wright and dey wus coo man. I
mean really coo man. Ya’ll gotta check iss shit out.
Der was a
house paintin what looked juss like uh house out old Four Pole Creek Road! Like
on da Adkins propurty! Near Barboursville you know! It was called "And the
Fields Have Turned Brown" Cuz they do man! In duh fall them fields up and
turn brown! I ain’t never seen home look so good! Sheeit.
Anyways, I
really liked dat piture. But he made a cooler one of them Ghost Busters catchin
them ghost Amps over top of that black metal guy split in half on the floor of
that livin room. Reminded me of that time Me n ol Rob and Les took all at acid
and watched them stars floatin all over the livin room in JU-ly. It was just
like them little KISS heads floatin’ all around them Ghost catchin streams in
at pitchur. Shit.
But I tell you
what really got me rememberin all the SY-Coe-Dellic drugs I took was that
paintin "Fuzz Love in The Tub". Shit, all them purty colors sprayin
out a that rock show and every single one a them people in duh audience was in
n old barrel hot tub. Like they wus floatin down the O-High-O River only it wuz
made of colurs. Damn that shit was good. I bet ‘dem people wus havin fun at
night.
I feel bad for
yall if yall missed it. I feel good for ya’ll who saw it. And if yall didn’t
like it at all then yall just need a vacation in the woods near where I was
raised up an’ you’ll understand juss how cool it can be to smoke a joint, go to
a concert and afterwards do it to a purty country girl while you watch
Ghostbusters in a trailer in Boone County. Hey! at’s just whut dat show made me
thank of. I ain’t tryin to be onery er nuthin. Juss honest.
I heard Ole
Jim was a right purty music player too. Shit. If he plays at geetar as good as
he makes dem paintin’s hes gonna be a country music star just like ol Skynerd
or Hank Williams.
Good job dude.
At’s all… Later.
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